12 Days of Christmas Jokes!
December 13:
What is a tiger's favorite Christmas carol?
"Jungle Bells"
December 14:
Who works construction at the North Pole?
The crane-deer!
December 15:
What did the lobster give his teacher for Christmas?
A crab apple!
December 16:
What type of cars
do elves drive?
Toy-otas
December 17:
Why does Scrooge love
all of the reindeer?
Because every buck is deer to him!
December 18:
Where does Santa
keep his suit?
In his claus-et!
December 19:
What is a snowman's
favorite food?
A brrr-ito!
December 20:
What's a math teacher's
favorite Christmas candy?
Measure-mints!
December 21:
Why was the polar bear
upset with her grades?
They were all 20
below zero!
December 22:
What does the cow
play on Christmas?
Christmas moo-sic!
December 23:
What's the most
dangerous cookie?
The ninja-bread man!
December 24:
What's Santa's
favorite candy?
Jolly Ranchers!
